Batman Saves a Scared Young Woman

Late last evening at a small resort near Balsam Lake Wisconsin, Batman arrived to save a scared young woman. Right around midnight, Lorraine Frucci was startled awake. As she exploded out of her bed, a mysterious creature was stalking her every move. The creature was intent on feasting on Ms. Frucci, but she had a secret weapon. She called for Batman to rescue her. “I new he would come save me”, said an obviously startled Frucci. “He is always there when I need him!”

Batman’s LogoAfter a few perilous seconds, Batman did indeed arrive on the scene. Grabbing a pillow case and advancing on the foul fiend, a furious fight ensued. “There was one time that I thought Batman might fail me”, said Ms. Frucci. “He lost sight of the creature in the lights. At first he thought it was near a window, but it wasn’t.”

Batman was eventually able to corner the flying vermin and caught it in the pillow case. “He was so brave. Just when it looked like the fight was lost, he just lunged at it and grabbed it in that pillow case”, said Ms. Frucci. “Then he disappeared with the foul beast, I don’t know where he goes when he is not saving my life.”

Calls and emails to Batman seeking a quote for this story went unanswered.

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