New Stealth Plane Lost

Airforce officials are embarrassed after finding out that the new Super Secret Plane that has been undergoing testing at a North Dakota airfield has gone missing.

supersecretstealth.jpg“The last we saw it, it was sitting right there in the hanger”, said Commander Lance Green (pictured at left), the last pilot to see the plane.

An air force spokesperson has asked that the public be on the lookout for a pilot that looks to be floating in mid-air. If you see anything suspicious, please contact the US Air Force.

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