Government Considering School Uniform Mandate


A controversial new bill is set to pass this month that would make it mandatory for all school-age students (K-12) to wear a school uniform. “We miss the old Britney and there are those of us who think it would be nothing but a good thing to make every kid into a Britney autonomic android”, wrote Kevin Stiles, Government spokesperson on the Educational Process Mandate. “It just makes sense to us!”

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