Nintendo’s New Handheld is Pirate Proof!

3dsLast week at E3 Nintendo announced the new Nintendo 3DS. It has been touted as the only console that is truly “Pirate Proof” due to its incredible new 3D technology. “The 3DS now has two separate view ports, on the same screen, one for each eye”, says Ichiri Natgonago, a Nintento Booth Bachelor. “The system is the first console to beĀ guaranteedĀ pirate proof because it doesn’t work with an eye patch!”

We don’t know how well this will work, but it shows promise!