New Goverment Department Created

The Department of Unintended Consequences was created by Presidential Order today. President Barrack Obama decided that since he created a monumental screw-up by socializing too much in the United States this past year, he better create a division that will study the results of those colossal failures.

“It is a good thing he is smart enough to know when he screwed up”, said Representative Alaska, “I just wish he was smart enough to fix it and get us back in the black”.

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