Internet Ruled “No Longer Dangerous”

Today the FTC announced that the Internet is no longer dangerous.  “We have cleaned it up pretty well,” said FTC spokesperson Renata McRiddle. “The bad people pretty much stay on sites like Myspace and Facebook.”

internet.jpgJeff Fields, the spokesman for Myspace agrees. “We have really pulled out all the stops to make the monopoly on ‘bad people’.  Almost ninety percent of our population are either men posing as women or underage girls posing as women.”

A recent Gallup poll suggests that almost 78% of the United States’ pedophiles have an account on Myspace and 63% of those have more than Tom as their friends.

When researching for this article, we were unable to get in contact from anyone at Facebook.

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