Hillary Clinton Locks up North Korea’s Electoral Votes

In the Phillary-clinton-thumbs-upresidential battle of the century, Hilllary Clinton announced yesterday that she won the Democratic caucus of North Korea.

“Pyongyang has been very, very good for us!”, said Clinton’s lead canvasser in North Korea, Jen Sung Park.

With this latest win, Clinton finally looks to defeat Bernie Sanders and knock him out of contention. However, with her upcoming jail time for the email scandal, the North Korean win might ultimately mean nothing.


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